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MALI SAVJETI VELIKA POMOĆ

Imam veliki problem i molim Vas za iskreni savjet. Već pola godine žena mi se čudno ponaša. Kad god je u mom društvu, šapuće dok razgovara mobilnim telefonom, primljene poruke odmah briše i ne dozvoljava mi da ih čitam. Kada izađe u grad, vraća se kasno i kaže mi da je bila sa drugaricama koje ja ne poznajem. Ne koristi svoja kola, već uzima taksi. Na povratku kući, navodni taksista je ne ostavlja ispred zgrade, već 100 metara niže niz ulicu. Pošto mi je to postalo sumnjivo, odlučio sam da se sam uvjerim da li se radi o taksiju, ili je neko drugi dovozi kući. Smislio sam genijalnu ideju da parkiram svoja kola u blizini mjesta gdje obično izlazi iz "taksija" i skriven iza njih, sam se uvjerim u to. Jedne noći dok sam tako čučao sakriven iza kola, primijetio sam da mi se pojavila rđa na zadnjem desnom blatobranu. Dakle, treba mi Vaš savjet: da li da zamijenim kompletan blatobran novim ili je dovoljno da sastružem rđu, premažem blatobran špric kitom i sve to lijepo prelakiram.

Unaprijed zahvalan!

Hehe, moram priznat da ti je vic prejeben...
Nisam se ovak dugo nasmijao, podsjetio me na Seinfelda - a to mi je od svih hum. serija omiljena...

... šta ćeš ... kad sam doživio inspiraciju ...

Doživjeli jedna žena i jedan muškarac sudar... prilično gadan... oba
automobila su bila totalno demolirana... Ali i pored toga, nekim čudom
ni jedno od njih nije bilo povrijeđeno... Kada su se oboje nekako
izvukli iz automobila, reče muškarac: "Kakva slučajnost... Vi ste
žena... ja sam muškarac. Pogledajte samo automobile. Oba potpuno
demolirana - a mi smo oboje nepovrijeđeni. To mora da je Božja volja.
On hoće da nas dvoje ostanemo zajedno do kraja života. " Žena ga pogleda malo bolje, shvati da je on jako zgodan i sladak, pa reče:
"Da... imate pravo. To je sigurno prst sudbine." Muškarac nastavi: "Gle jos jedno čudo! Auto mi je uništen, ali flaša vina na zadnjem sjedištu je netaknuta?! Nazdravimo onda našoj sretnoj zvijezdi!" On otvori flašu i pruži je prvo ženi... Žena klimnu glavom odobravajući i ispije pola flaše na iskap, pa je vrati muškarcu. On uzme flašu i vrati čep. Žena ga upita: "Zar nećeš i ti malo popiti??!" Muškarac odmahne glavom i reče: "Neeeeee. Pričekati ću radije dok dođe policija."

Došo mucavac doktoru i kaže:
- "Dddoktore, jja imam pproblema sa
sspavanjem. Vvvidite, ja ssstalno ssanjam ppiliće i takko sssu gglasni
da nne mogu mirno ssspavat."
- "Pa lijepo ih potjerajte."
- "Pppa ja imm vellim iš! Ppa ih 15 ode ali ihh 15 ostane."
- "Pa recite im ponovo iš!"
- "Pa ja vvelim ponovo iššš, pa ih 8 ode ali ih 7 osstane."
- "Pa potjerajte ih ponovo."
- "Pppa ja oppet velim išš! Pa ih 6 ode, a ossstane jedan, jeddan mmamali crrni kokoji jje nanajglasniji!"
- "Pa sterajte ga u pi*ku materinu onda."
- "Pa ja velllim odi u pipipipi... i svi mi se vrate."

Danas direktno u glavu:


Učiteljica je dala zadatak đacima da crtaju uz Beethovenovu glazbu.

Štef je nacrtao rascvjetalo polje i djecu kako mašu rukama.
- Oda radosti - pohvali ga učiteljica.

Jura je nacrtao livadu i pastira koji čuva ovce.
- Pastoralna - pohvali i njega.

Mali Ivica je nacrtao pimpek, a šokirana učiteljica upita:
- Što je to, crni Ivice?
- Za Elizu - odgovori on.

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Pitali Cigu : Koliko vas živi u onoj maloj sobi ?
Nas osamnaest - reče Cigo.
Je li, pa kako ono sa seksom kad vas ima toliko ?
Pa znaš kako, kevi okačimo zvonce, a onda karamo sve što ne
zvoni!

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Pokvarila se kanalizacija negdje u gradu.
Dolaze majstor i šegrt, otvore šaht, a ono šaht pun govana...
Ništa, uzme majstor ključ i bućne unutra, zaroni, nešto zavrće, izroni i kaže šegrtu:
-Mali, dodaj mi ključ broj 17 !!!
Šegrt mu doda ključ, ovaj opet zaroni i nakon nekog vremena govna počnu oticati dalje !!
Izađe majstor zadovoljno van, čisti govna sa sebe, gleda šegrta i kaže:
Uči, mali, uči !! Inače ćeš cijeli život ključeve dodavati !

Mali 3 godine nije govorio... Bili ljudi kod doktora, vidovnjaka,
nadriliječnika, ali ništa nije pomoglo. Jedno jutro, dok su svi bili
oko stola, mali povikne "deda". Svi poskakaše od sreće i slaviše dugo u
noć... A sljedećeg jutra umre deda. Preneraziše se svi, nasta muk i
mali opet ne reče riječ do sljedeće godine, kad jedno jutro povika
"baba". Poveseliše se ukućani, ali ih i strah uhvati... I tako,
sljedećeg jutra nadju baku mrtvu u krevetu. Pokopaše je, a mali opet
godinu dana ne reče ni jednu jedinu riječ. Kad se godina od zadnje
riječi približila, muž i žena zabrinuto razgovarahu. Kaže muž:

- "Pa jebem mu sve, neće valjda sad progovoriti. Nitko od familije nije živ osim nas roditelja?!"

Sljedećeg jutra mali za doručkom viknu:

- "Tata".

Ovaj nato padne u debelu depru. Ode u grad i napije se ko svinja. Obišao sva mjesta koja su mu išta značila i navečer se mrtav pijan uvuče u krevet. Sljedećeg ga jutra budi žena, a on, još onako pripit, priupita:

- "Kaži mi, jel' sam ja to na onom svijetu?"

A ona će na to:

- "Ma oblači se brže, umro je susjed Ivo!"

Kemijska analiza žena




Opće osobine

Element: Žena
Simbol: Že
Pronašao: Adam
Atomska težina: Optimalna 54 kg, ali varira od 40 do 200 kg.
Učestalost elementa: Veće količine se mogu pronaći u urbanim sredinama.

Fizičke osobine

Površina obično prevučena premazom u boji.
Proključa odjednom, zamrzne se bez razloga.
Topi se ako se primjeni odgovarajući postupak.
Neukusna je ako se pogrešno proba.
Element se rijetko nalazi u djevičanski čistom stanju.
Viče ako se primijeni pritisak na pravo mjesto.

Kemijske osobine

Lako se spaja sa zlatom, srebrom, i drugim plemenitim metalima i kamenjem.
Apsorbira velike količine skupih materijala.
Može eksplodirati iznenada bez prethodnog upozorenja i bez poznatog razloga.
Ne otapa se u vodi ali joj se prijemčivost znatno povećava ako se natopi alkoholom.
Najefikasniji poznati element za smanjenje količine novca koji čovjek može naći. ;-)))

Najčešća upotreba

Prije svega kao ukras, naročito u skupim sportskim automobilima.
Odličan medikament za relaksaciju.
Vrlo efikasno sredstvo za čišćenje.

Izvršeni pokusi

Pocrveni kad se zatekne bez ambalaže.
Pozeleni kad se stavi pored boljeg uzorka.

Opasnosti

Veoma opasan element osim u rukama stručnjaka.
Ilegalno je imati više od jedne, mada se može posjedovati i više pod uvjetom da se drže na različitim lokacijama, sve dotle dok elementi ne dođu u direktan kontakt jedan s drugim.

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
your son.

Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland, at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.

The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.

As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished.'

Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says, 'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeers' asses are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it is 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump sh!t out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?'

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'

(Keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher : 'Rush him in to emergency right away'

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of **censored** are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Subject: Four husbands

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought...

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

The Cat in the Hat, on Aging

I cannot see.
I cannot pee.
I cannot chew.
I cannot s-c-r-e-w.
Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks

No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my a-s-s.

Punography

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He said he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegitarian club, but I never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.

Woman Stops Gator Attack With A Small Caliber Beretta Pistol .

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed
woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest
caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber is what she credited for saving her life. Obviously, a testimonial
to this fine weapon.

Here is the rest of the story: " While out walking along the edge of a bayou
just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing
property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge
12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us
with its large jaws wide open. The gator must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

"If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection.

"Plus, the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun! "

Cletus & Billy Bob


Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
(Don't make me come splain this to you!
Read the last line again, slowly.)

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLou ieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto

When ask why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."

An older gentleman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.“No,” the man replied, The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible” said the first man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?

The Second man replied, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first Super Bowl we haven’t been together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?”

The man shook his head. “No, They’re all at the funeral.”

Laws They Don't Teach in Physics


1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, **censored**, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13.Law of Physical Surfaces -
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.


If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet!

Senior Discount

THE MORE YOU READ THE FUNNIER IT GETS......COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.

$5.37!
That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me.
I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher.
Having already handed the
kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change
when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the hardest thing anyone has ever said to me.
He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount."

I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me.
"Only $4.68" he said cheerfully.

I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60 yet?
A mere child!
Senior citizen?

I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo.
Was he blind?
As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil.
Old? Me?

I'll show him, I thought.
I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter,
and there he was waiting with a smile.

Before I could say a word, he held up something
and jingled it in front of me,
like I could be that easily distracted!
What am I now?
A toddler?

"Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?"
I stared with utter disdain at the keys.
I began to rationalize in my mind!

"Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly!
It could happen to anyone!"

I turned and headed back to the truck.
I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn.
What now?
I checked my keys and tried another.
Still nothing.

That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror.
I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror.

Then, a few other objects came into focus:
The car seat in the back seat.
Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard.
A partially eaten dough nut on the dashboard.

Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.

Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot,
relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life.
That is when I
felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger!
My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito,
only it was nowhere to be found.

I swung the truck around, gathered my courage,
and strode back into the restaurant one final time.
There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish.
All I could think was,
"What is the world coming to?"

All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here"?
At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle,
and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits.

Elmo had no clue.
I walked back out to the truck,
and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention.
He was holding up a drink and a bag.
His mother explained,
"I think you left this in my truck by mistake."

I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.

She offered these kind words:
"It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time."

All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone.
Yessss, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius.
And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast.

As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall.
I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket.
I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey.

The good news was that I had successfully found my way home.

Pass this on to the other "old fogies" on your list (so they can have fun laughing, too).



P.S. Save the earth...... It's the only planet with chocolate!!!!!

Event Boundary

Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.

Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an Event Boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale.

Thank goodness for studies like this.


It's not our age - it's that damn door!


Did I send this to you already?

The Ultimate Blonde Joke

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square, and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

Fun Fact


The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

Ladies...quit laughing.